It was great seeing you at #CETS23!
Please enjoy these truly terrible Learning, eLearning, and Technology puns in honor of the Chicagoland eLearning and Technology Showcase!
Where does the eLearning Developer go kayaking?
On an Articulake!
Why did the ear of corn pass his orientation assessment?
He met all the learning cob-jectives!
What do you call it when an instructional designer wishes they could make a brief learning video, but only cares about it a little bit?
Microyearning!
How did the home remodeler figure out if her workers were getting results?
She did a Level Floor evaluation.
Which Zodiac sign means your instructional designer has been around for a while?
If they're a SCORMpio!
What Cheese is best paired with Learning Styles?
David Kolby
What did the learning technologists' children say when he fed them Brussel sprouts?
yU/X!
What do you call it when people don't like the initial mock-ups of your e-learning project so much that they burn all the copies?
Wireflaming.
Which organization requires 270 votes to choose a new LMS?
A-Lectora College
Hi, it’s me, Matt Elwell! I always have a blast emceeing the Chicagoland eLearning & Technology Showcase, but I never get to meet everyone!
So, this year, I’m using the simple offer of dumb jokes to make contact and say hi! See below for ways we can connect after CETS and get to know each other!
Let’s connect on LinkedIn!
Got a better Talent Development joke? Tweet it to me, @PLAYpolarities, and @CETShowcase with #CETS23!
There’s not enough Laughter in Learning! Send me your funniest jokes, worst puns, memes, what have you, and if I use them in future projects, I’ll credit you! You can also email me or message me on LinkedIn!